mytardisishogwarts:

obsessedobsesser:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

Hey! Hey, guys! Canada likes eggplants - or aubergine - what ever you want to call it - too!

Can we be included in this!?

America. FUCK YEAH.

hotsytotsy:

fuckyeaholdladycrafts:

I have no idea, but it made me laugh really hard.

Source: http://www.etsy.com/listing/92758272/i-want-to-destroy-his-pelvis-with-my-f

I want to SHRED it. Hahaha.

toostrongforblasters:

Breakfast of Champions

I really miss smoking weed every now and then.